Just for fun

Hi all,

Hope you'll like these jokes:

*Which month has 28 days?
All of them!

*How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet".

*Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries were dead.

*A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"
"Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one."

*If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be?
Dead!

*Why is the letter "T" like an island?
Because it is in the middle of waTer!

*What is the longest word in the English language?
"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!

*What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?
The &

hahahaha

so funny
I liked them especially this ine

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	Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no-body to go with!

thanks haleem for those funny jokes
keep it up

Nic topic

thaaaaaanx so much