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حليم الغريب · 2008-06-15, 19:33

Hi all,

Hope you'll like these jokes:

*Which month has 28 days?
All of them!

*How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet".

*Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries were dead.

*A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"
"Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one."

*If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what wo

لا يمكنكم مشاهدة باقي الموضوع لأنك زائر غير منتسب لدينا ...
فإذا كنت مشترك مسبقا معنا فقم بتسجيل دخول بعضويتك الآن للمتابعة
وإذا لم تكن منتسباً لدينا ! فيمكنك التسجيل والإلتحاق لدينا بإمتلاك عضوية جديدة مجاناً
( من هنـــــ Click Hire ــــــا )

blue angel · 2008-06-16, 12:41

hahahaha

so funny
I liked them especially this ine

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	Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no-body to go with!

thanks haleem for those funny jokes
keep it up

قتيبة · 2008-06-16, 14:50

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	*I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I? A liar!

this one is the most beautiful one between all of them

for this nice jokes حليم thank you dear

وينها عيونكـ · 2008-06-16, 16:29

*What did the traffic lights say to the car?
Don't look now. I'm changing!

hehehehehehehehe

i like it

thaaaaaaanx 7aleem for these jokes

وينهـــا عيـــونكـ

حليم الغريب · 2008-07-22, 21:40

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المشاركة الأصلية من رد: وينها عيونكـ [ لا يمكنك مشاهدة الرابط إلا بعد التسجيل ]
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	*What did the traffic lights say to the car? Don't look now. I'm changing! hehehehehehehehe i like it thaaaaaaanx 7aleem for these jokes . وينهـــا عيـــونكـ

You are welcome وينها عيونكـ I will try to get new ones soon

عروس الشمال · 2008-08-06, 19:04

thanks alot for all these joks

the best one for me is this one

*A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"
"Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one."

KEEP GOING

أنيقة كالقمر · 2008-08-06, 20:04

Nic topic

thaaaaaanx so much

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